i've got the Shanghai Blues

For those of you who don't know, I work for the Chinese mafia.

Well actually I work for a swank Chinese restaurant in Holborn which is owned by members of the Chinese mafia. In stereotypical gangsta fashion my bosses are macho, two-faced, sexist, stank ass-pits, who are ironically, always nice to me, but very abusive and exploitative of my Chinese co-worker friends.

Do not ever go there or let anyone you care about go there. Not only will dinner cost you half your month's rent, but what they call "dim sum" are really MSG bombs, most of which taste like shit.

When I quit I am going to sneak behind the bar, steal all of their Cuban cigars and give them away to homeless people.